Holy sugar of all shit where is that damn emergency pull cord, God drop saving mankind, I have a real crisis for you, clearly you’ve put some newbie in charge of Heaven to Earth transportation, I insist with immediate effect you liquidise their bloody soul. When you expect to be dropped off in LA and they plop you in not so bonnie Scotland in a place called Pottsville real name Sucker-ville, vomit entering my mouth is the least of my worries. Oh Mother of all Gods whack me with a brick, I’ve just looked at myself, I’ve come back as a bloody DOG, how am I going look on the wall of fame now, Hairy that’s for sure!! Servants get me champers to take the rawness out of the situation and no Mummy’s dog nipple will not cut it!